In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth,
For he knew that on Earth
There were only two balls – and he had’em.
Estaba Adán en el Jardín del Edén
Acariciando feliz a su mujer
Y grande era su alegría,
Al saber que en
Únicamente dos bolas – las de él.
A hot-tempered girl of Caracas
Was wed to a samba-mad jackass.
When he started to cheat her
With a dark senorita,
She kicked him right in the maracas.
Una chica muy brava de Caracas
Se casó con un sambista matraca.
Cuando él empezó a dar coba
A una negrita caoba,
Le dio una patada en las maracas.
There was a young man from Lynn
Whose cock was the size of a pin
Said his girl with a laugh
As she fondled his staff
"This won't be much of a sin."