Pepe Ranea, a very good friend of mine, sends me the following funny joke,
which I’m pleased to share with you:
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she
became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give
her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the step, and
once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make
the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched: "How dare you touch
my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled: "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured we
was friends."
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